if you had told me five years ago that i, daniel castellano would be dating mindy lahiri, i would have said “oh, is everyone else on the planet dead?”
OH MY GOD, I’M DYING
I can’t breathe.
australians all let us rejoice
We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.
he sees you when you’re sleeping